March 2012
February 2012
Lilo: It's sandwich day, every Thursday I give Pudge, the fish, a peanut butter sandwich. And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him and she said, "a tuna sandwich." I can't give Pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna is?
Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: IT'S FISH! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is.. stinkin' tuna!
Teacher: Lilo why is this so important?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
Most people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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